A hora mudou. Os dias estão maiores (ja estavam!). Apetece sair e as pessoas estão simpáticas. Eu estou mais feliz!
- You have no idea what that mess inside the kettle is, especially seeing you bought it only 3 months ago.
- Asked "Alright?", you answer, "I´m fine why?"
- Come Summer and 17C, you find yourself actually comtemplating slipping into a bikini (you too, boys) for the park like everyone else.
- You catch yourself complaining, then cut yourself off, afraid you´re becoming "one of them".
- You´ve learnt never again to sit upstairs on the number 38 bus at night after breathing in secondary crack smoke from the junkie behind you.
- You´re amused watching Londoners tell off tourists who stand on the left... after learning the hard way yourself.
- You feeel raped and pillaged of your annual leave by making an obligatory trip "home".
- Heading to a summer music festival, you pack your gumboots (aka wellies) rather than your thongs (aka flip-flops) and a bikini/boardies
- You no longer own sunscreen.
- You find yourself feeling prudish about Page 3 girls.
- People think you are the local crazy lady when you fleetingly smile at them in the street.
- It takes a while to learn what people are talking about when they refer to "the city"
- You discover that sanitising gel exists and learn you´ll die without it.
- You get weird looks when you mention your "pants are wet". Meaning, of course, you stepped in a puddle.
- You think chocolate bars are a bargain.
- You keep falling for Ryanair´s "free flights" deal - even though they are not free - and then bitching about the £10 credit-card fee
- You discover drugs are cheaper than at home... unless you´re from Colombia
- You´re the only person making a bee-line for the office window when it snows
- You go to fill in a tax return and you´re told you don't have to (huh?)
- You take your piggy bank of trash coins to the bank and lean they´ve never heard of a coin-sorter. Start bagging, bitches!
- You can walk into your kitchen, bedroom and bathroom, by pivoting in one foot.
- You don´t believe you have to bag your own groceries... and be the one offering friendly greetings
- You order a pint and find out the barman went to school just down the road from where you grew up.
- You find it fascinating that riding on the Tube turns your snot black.
- You used to think the grass is green back at home but began to realize the grass is greener wherever you are now...